Quote "The Spiffy Dapper started off as a hole in the wall in Boat Quay. Nothing special, just good banter and half decent drinks.
As a matter of fact, it is a surprise that anyone bothered to climb up the smelly stairs and drink in that shit-hole.
Anyways, after a year of dodgy operations, their customers decided to give them money to move to a slightly bigger space in Amoy Street.
But not having any scruples, they took the money and spent it on useless expensive machines which they are not sure how to use.
So here they are, still doing the same ol' half-decent drinks and in a larger and cleaner venue.
They apologize for the lack of rodents, roaches and weird smells. But they have kept the main attractions for you buggers.
George is always drunk and chasing customers away, and the new recruits are no better at customer service than Gorilla's with butt-plugs swimming in the Indian Ocean.
The more things change, the more they stay the same."
